Friday, October 30

I heard a great joke recently...

What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks one language?

American.

Now this isn't to say that if you speak only one language you should be ashamed. But you shouldn't be so incredibly proud of this fact either.

I'm looking at YOU, red states. And yes that includes you, Florida.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

totally heard this joke before. the cupcake joke is still better.

Katya said...

But the cupcake joke doesn't say anything negative about Americans.