I heard a great joke recently...

What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks one language?

American.

Now this isn't to say that if you speak only one language you should be ashamed. But you shouldn't be so incredibly proud of this fact either.

I'm looking at YOU, red states. And yes that includes you, Florida.

HUGE SPIDERS IN MY HOME

Notice, please, that there are BABIES in the jar. Yes that's right, they are reproducing.

A picture is worth a thousand words

So technically, this post is really long and I spent forever on it.

My 22nd Birthday